An Otter's Log

Highly amused

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 02:44:56 GMT

Do you like Tenchi Muyo? Do you like Weird Al's song Pretty Fly for a Rabbi? Then check out Cyber Moon Movies and scroll down to the bottom of the page and download the 31Mb file.

Also of note, right at the top of that same page is another Weird Al piece, The Alterative Polka, done in a similar fashion with clips from FLCL - quite funny though not as musically pleasing to my ear.

Yet another one!

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 23:58:58 GMT

Kree:

You Are The Sidekick
"Let's get 'em, together!"
You are the helpful one. You may be shy and timid, but you are the kind that always seems to be doing something for someone else. On top of that, you are probably rarely seen away from another person. This extreme social life probably leads to hardships in other areas - but you do not mind that much. It makes life interesting, and if you can sort through the small troubles to help others, it makes everything you do worth it. You are not afraid to do the dirty stuff if you need to, though - so long as someone is there for you.

Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?
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"Heh...oddly appropriate for me."

Lenisa:
-same-

"Heehee! Yay! I'm helpful!"

Tarra:

You Are The Wayward Heart
"Feel Better."
You are best described as 'Emotional Support'. Anytime an emotional issue comes up or something stresses people out, you are there to help them feel better about it. Whether you are the prankster of the bunch, the funny one, the wild one, or just the shoulder to cry on - your traits favor what it takes to keep people going. You like large groups of people and have many friends. When something hits home for you, however, you have a hard time with it. You also have difficulty paying attention or focusing on one thing. Above all, though, if people are happy, you are happy.

Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?
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"Mrowr? Well...I suppose...and odd that I should get the busty one..."

Honey:

You Are The Champion
"Don't worry, I got it."
You play as the Hero. You are the one who usually tries to take on the world for any cause you believe in. You are a natural leader in most circles and are not afraid to take that position if a situation calls for it. Others look to you for inspiration and praise you for your acheivements. Even though they love and adore you, however, you are left feeling alone or overwhelmed many times. You're almost always positive and keep your chin up despite any setbacks because you know that you will succeed in the end, no matter how long it takes.

Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?
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"Squeee! I'm the champion! Blood and vinegar mates! Have at them! Don't let the dastards escape! Heehee!"

Flash songs

Fri, 13 May 2005 02:07:21 GMT

Okay, this song is surprisingly cool. I must thank Roland for sharing the link in the Napping Cat Chat tonight. (^.^)

http://webpages.charter.net/seamus1066/wtf/MoveYourBones.swf

And...this was all I could find about the song:

http://www.trenchman.com/articles/article40805.html

Anyway, this ranks right up there with Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.

http://www.madman.com.au/tism/bunny/

For anyone that cares, here are the full lyrics:

Move Your Dead Bones
by Dr. Re-Animator

Come on boys and girls. Come a little closer. I'm the re-animator.

C'mon...re-animate your feet!

If you're feeling dead I'll be your Re-Animator
I've got a way to bring you to life
A superior existence with no one to control you
Where you can always do what you like

Let me give you some green color
And you will ask for more
You will see that you've never felt this way before
Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you, you, you!

Chorus:
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
You'll dance for the rest of you life

(repeat)

Re-animate your feet!

All you people listen to your Re-Animator
Don't hesitate and give it a try
And you'll be quite satisfied just as long as I can give you
This guarantee that you'll never die

Let me give you some green color
And you will ask for more
You will see that you've never felt this way before
Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you, you, you!

Chorus

(repeat)

Re-animate your feet!

Re-animate your feet!

Chorus

Re-animate your feet!

Money is good

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:55:44 GMT

Once again the digital otter splashes up out of the data stream and tracks muddy wet prints through the thick layer of dust on his log. "Hmmm...well, I suppose I ought to say, hey, whatcha know, life is starting to suck less. Having more money coming in so that I'm not living hand to mouth is kinda nice. Of course I still have to be careful with my money - I had a miniature spending spree that ended up a tad less successful than expected - having bought a new DVD player, I discovered whoops! my piece of junk ancient TV won't work with new technology. Heh...oh well, next up on the list of purchases to make is a computer upgrade and that will let me watch DVDs, so its all good. The TV will come later - I just have to be patient, and I do know how to be patient." (^.^)

Its not easy bein' green...

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 03:53:08 GMT

You are Kermit the Frog.
You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you
have a habit of waving your arms about
maniacally.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and
"Sheesh!"
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"How Green Was My Mother"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the
Internet"

HOBBIES:
Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

QUOTE:
"Hmm, my banjo is wet."

What Muppet are you?
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New Sillines

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:47:40 GMT

Okay, some of these Meme things are funny. I like this one especially.

Brazil has decided by RouJoumis
Your name is . . .
You are (X) years old . . .
You are . . .
Your favorite color is . . .
You are . . .
Brazil has decided you are:	troublesome
and wants to:	improve you
by giving you a:	new body

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Brazil has decided by RouJoumis
Your name is . . .
You are (X) years old . . .
You are . . .
Your favorite color is . . .
You are . . .
Brazil has decided you are:	cute
and wants to:	help you
by giving you a:	sandwich

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Brazil has decided by RouJoumis
Your name is . . .
You are (X) years old . . .
You are . . .
Your favorite color is . . .
You are . . .
Brazil has decided you are:	beautiful
and wants to:	recruit you
by giving you a:	boyfriend/girlfriend

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Brazil has decided by RouJoumis
Your name is . . .
You are (X) years old . . .
You are . . .
Your favorite color is . . .
You are . . .
Brazil has decided you are:	handsome
and wants to:	improve you
by giving you a:	flower

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Hah! Gotta love those memes. (^.^)

Wheee!

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 10:50:09 GMT

You are Dr. Chakat Syzygy! You've got your head
and heart in the right place. You're
intelligent and have a knack with people. You
either cure what ails them, or cure them so
they no longer ail you.

What Apollo 9 Character are you?
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"Yay! I'm a Chakat! My life as a furry is complete." (~.o)

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 13:49:28 GMT

Oh...and one more set of 'What about my different alter egoes?'

Okay, I think we can see these are going to be bizarre:

What would you look like as an Anime Charecter? (MODIFIED!) by tobyspit
Name:
Gender, Age, and Species:	Female; 8,124 ; Halfbreed (Demon/Human)
Walk of Life:	Precision Shooter
Hair Style:	Brushing the Floor with braided pigtails
Eyes Type and Color:	Happy, Orange
Clothing:	Upper body armor(abs exposed), Red and White Kilt
Weapons and Accessories:	Spiked Gauntlets, Electric Guitar
Memerable Quote:	"Penis' are icky."

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That's not hair, its her bunny ears:

What would you look like as an Anime Charecter? (MODIFIED!) by tobyspit
Name:
Gender, Age, and Species:	Female; 2,458,124 ; Halfbreed (Demon/Human)
Walk of Life:	Soldier
Hair Style:	Tall and Spikey
Eyes Type and Color:	Evil, Lime Green
Clothing:	Red trenchcoat, big boots.
Weapons and Accessories:	Staff, Bandana and cigarette
Memerable Quote:	"If you die, I will save you from hell, friend."

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Heh heh heh...love the quote:

What would you look like as an Anime Charecter? (MODIFIED!) by tobyspit
Name:
Gender, Age, and Species:	Female; 7,894 ; Halfbreed (Demon/Fae)
Walk of Life:	Defender
Hair Style:	Long, smooth, silky, and sexy.
Eyes Type and Color:	Happy, One Green, one orange
Clothing:	Black T-Shirt,Black Dress Pants,Black Dress Shoes
Weapons and Accessories:	Bladed Yoyo, Silver chains and pendents
Memerable Quote:	"I have sex with my cats alot, and you?"

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So very, very wrong:

What would you look like as an Anime Charecter? (MODIFIED!) by tobyspit
Name:
Gender, Age, and Species:	Male ; 789,456,123 ; Halfbreed (Demon/Vampire)
Walk of Life:	Gunblade Specialist (FF viii)
Hair Style:	Brushing the Floor and Pigtailed
Eyes Type and Color:	Angry, Purple
Clothing:	Gossamer and lace.
Weapons and Accessories:	Oversized Boomerang, Pogo stick
Memerable Quote:	"By my axe, you shall be aveneged, alot...yea!"

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Random silliness

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 12:38:24 GMT

Opening the seldom used vault of the ancients, the intrepid otter pads inside stirring up a cloud of dust... Okay, maybe not, but it has been a while. (^.^) So...more LJ silliness!

My Renaissance Village by Saphyne

Username

Country your village is in

Your village is really more of a

thriving metropolis

The best thing to ever happen there:

Larkey MacSnidden, son of the blacksmith's cousin, became the hottest new star in the famed contest "Renaissance Idol"

The worst thing to ever happen there:

The smithy blew up and took out the Donatelli's chicken coop.

The richest SOB in the village is

mutt12

The tax collector is

spacefurry

The sheriff is

databank

The town priest is

gedrean

The town prostitute is

galish

The village idiot is

lilfluff

Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 16%

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Your Political Career by amitiel

Username

Political Party

Date of Election:

November 26, 2048

Your Vice President:

workshop

First Lady:

trodiacmon

Attorney General:

almerane_rei

Secretary of State:

captivesongbird

Chief of Staff:

shadowcoyote

Intern:

galish

Scandal:

You accidently hit the red button that says: Warning, do not push on pain of Nuclear War.

Americans will...

think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Chance for Re-election:: 24%

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If all your friends were lesbians...(Live Journal) by starsatnoon
Username
Favorite Color
Lesbian Witch	galish
Stone Butch	shadowcoyote
Toothless Lesbian	almerane_rei
Lipstick Lesbian	databank
Drag King	gedrean
The "Bi" chick	lilfluff
Lesbian Mom	captivesongbird
Late Converter/ Divorcee	spacefurry
Coffee Shop Lesbian	cprime
Poet/Artist Lesbian	workshop

Quiz created with MemeGen!

The Scary Truth About Your Friends (monty python style) by Mellifera
Username
Has a silly walk	galish
Hates spam	gedrean
Weighs the same as a duck	spacefurry
Sells shrubbery	lilfluff
Has an outrageous accent	cprime
Didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition	doktor_kerensky
Sells dead parrots	shadowcoyote
Ex-leper	trodiacmon
Has a gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus	captivesongbird
Splitter!	workshop
Really hates the Romans	almerane_rei

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Your Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score
Category	Your Score	Average
Hacklust	57.55% Will kill for XP	53.5%
Sensitive Roleplaying	50.63% "But what's my motivation for this scene?"	54.4%
GM Experience	83.33% "Um... You guys are in a 10'x10' room..."	69.3%
Systems Knowledge	86.02% Played in a couple of campaigns	90.3%
Livin' La Vida Dorka	72.41% Goes nuts on the weekends	63%
You are 72.15% pure Average Score: 68.7%
Take The Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Test and see how you match up!

I'm actually a tad disturbed my overall purity wasn't lower, but I scored low enough on the first two sections and never claimed to be a great GM, so... (^.^)

Time to update!

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:32:07 GMT

So...I'll start with a couple silly things. (^.^)

Bad day

Fri, 07 May 2004 22:43:21 GMT

Have you ever had a bad day - a day where nothing really went right - and then someone tries to go and tell you it was actually a pretty good day? Yes, I'm aware that in the grand scheme of things, the fact that the birds sang and the sky was blue and we live in a free nation and all that other platitudinal excrement - that's all quite nice and I'm thankful for it. That still doesn't change the fact that the day was very stressful for me, my guts are still in knots over it, and I really want to bite something. Now imagine a person trying to insist that it really wasn't such a bad day and persisting when the understandably stressed person pretty much growls for the other person to drop the subject. Imagine the cheerful person persisting and then acting hurt and upset and even offended when the stressed individual verbally snaps at them. How do people get this dense?

GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (>.<)!!!

Okay, I feel a little better now. (9.9)

More quizzes!

Mon, 03 May 2004 23:20:29 GMT

According to several takings of the test, I represent Hope with a touch of Anger and Naivete...I guess I can live with that.

	You represent... hope. You're quite a daydreamer and can be a hopeless romantic. You enjoy being creative and don't mind being alone at times. You have goals, and know what you want in life... even if they are a little far fetched.
	You represent... anger. Mad at the world, eh? You have a tendency to... freak out easily. Overly emotional about everything, you're most prone to bouts of cruelty and moodiness. Other people may be afraid of the fact that you explode so easily, but at least you're honest... even if you're honest about not liking anything.
	You represent... naivete. So innocent and trusting... you can be very shy at times, but it's only because you're not sure how to act. You give off that "I need to be protected vibe." Remember that not all people are good. Being too trusting will get you easily hurt.

What feeling do you represent?
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*snicker* I dunno how scientific this next quiz is, but I'm amused. Its also strangely appropriate.

Which Animaniacs Character are You?

You're cute! And, when you're not, it's not pretty. Sure, you like girly stuff,
like pink frilly outfits, flowers, adorable baby animals, tiny boxes that you can't fit
anything in, and tiny doll-sized clothing, but you're also quite the firebrand! People
who scorn you, and just plain stupid people who get in your way, often pay dearly. You
are nearly as likely to jump up and kiss someone as to drop an anvil on someone's head! You
are not the sort to be trifled with. You are, after all, Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa
Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca, the Third.

Click here to see my Livejournal.

Not surprising:

Morpheus

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Okay, that's odd:

Cinderella!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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*sings* Cinderelly! Cinderelly! Night and day its Cinderelly...

Okay, that's enough insanity for now. (^.^)

Tests

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:23:51 GMT

Which Castings character are you?
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Next up, we have the SelectSmart.com selector, Rune Guide.

My #1 result is lagu

My #2 result is man

My #3 result is os

My #4 result is wyn

My #5 result is beorc

To find out what these runes are, visit The Castings Rune Guide.

All in all, I'm happy with these results. (^.^)

Poor little journal...

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 16:13:59 GMT

It gets no lub from me. All alone so long. Well, here's an update. I'm alive. Wheeeeee!

Heh...I'm easily amused...

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 03:13:56 GMT

Gay or Not Gay? by tashay17
LJ Name
Favorite Color
Gay or Not Gay?	Not only gay, but a pervert too.

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Work...

Fri, 09 Jan 2004 02:26:40 GMT

ARGH! I'm technically employed, but if a certain company and a certain branch of the military don't work out their schedules, that won't mean a lot because I won't be working enough to pay the rent. *beats head against a wall* Its not like I'm screwing up or anything - the only training we've had has been OJT, and I think I've done pretty good with what I was handed, but there is no way I can better and faster if they won't let me come in to work or spend time training me. GRRRRR!

Mrrph...

Tue, 30 Dec 2003 05:00:29 GMT

Not that I think there's anyone that likes them, but let me just say I hate school dreams. In this particular case, it was a project that was due either the next day or the following one and I hadn't even started on it. Yeesh, I can't imagine what lurking anxiety prompted that one since I'm not in school and don't have any pressing issues to deal with.

"..."

Sat, 27 Dec 2003 21:36:51 GMT

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:	April 3, 2049
Number attending your funeral?	183
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$1,673,102

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Dawn of a new age?

Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:57:01 GMT

Okay, so...now I have a Live Journal account. It took me long enough to get one, but...well, here I am. Um, woohoo? Heh...I dunno if I'll ever use this thing, but what the heck, huh? At least I won't have to post anonymously anymore!

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:
...who is wearing:	an air stewardess uniform
...and rolls over to you to say:	My God, you're supple!
...and then:	zaps you with an electric cattle prod

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Your Bio Movie
LJ Username
Give me one of your favorite movies:
The story of your life will be directed by:	Peter Jackson
...and produced by:	Pixar
You will be played by:	James Marsters
...and your friend:
...will be played by special guest:	Gates McFadden

This cool quiz by joneccleston - Taken 1001 Times. </a>